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>> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tom hanks. and music from kaleo. and now, as a matter of fact, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm happy that you are happy. i really am. i will say, you picked a great night to join us. tom hanks is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ]
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movie "sully," which i think is about a group of small hi pirates? who hijack tom's plane and threaten his life with a box of chocolates? or something like that. i don't know. i sometimes get details screwed up. he doesn't save that stupid private ryan in this one, does he? [ laughter ] good. did you watch commander-in-chief forum last night on nbc? matt lauer interviewed donald trump and hillary clinton back to back in front of the crowd of american veterans, the winner, at least accdi the leader who came off as strongest and best last night was vladimir putin. [ laughter ] donald trump loves vladamir putin, after all its said and done if he doesn't become president, at the least, donald trump will have amazing sex with vladamir putin. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] because they think a great deal of each other. so, matt lauer, he asked trump, asked about the fact he has been trading compliments with the person who invaded ukraine, annexed crimea, who supports the
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missiles to iran. hacked the dnc, he says how do you say nice things about a person like that? if you overlook all these horrible things he does, how can you negotiate with him? >> the fact that he calls me brilliant or whatever he calls me will have zero impact. >> the fact you say you can get along with him. >> i think i'll be able to get along with him. >> you think the day you become president of the united states he is going to change his mind on some of these key issues? >> possibly, it's possible. i don't know, matt. it's possible. it's not going to have any if he sa great things about me, i'm going to say great things about him. >> jimmy: it's that simple. the one guy donald trump has nothing bad to say about is vladimir putin. [ laughter ] maybe he is afraid putin will cut off his supply of wives. i really don't know what is going on. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] of course, very focused on donald trump and hillary clinton. they're not the only candidates for president. there are lesser-known
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the third-party candidates are smarter or more principles. but the libertarian candidate, gary johnson, former governor of new mexico. gary -- you might want to hold your yeahs -- got himself demoted from third-party candidate to maybe fifth-party candidate with this. >> what would you do if you were elected about aleppo? >> about? >> aleppo. >> and what is aleppo? >> you're kidding. >> no. >> aleppo is in syria. it's the epicenter of the refugee crisis. >> okay, got it. got it. >> okay. >> well, with regard to syria, i do think that it's a mess. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i hate to say it but that could cost him the election. [ laughter ] it could. of course, people went nuts over that. all day he and aleppo were trending on twitter. fortunately, governor johnson was given an opportunity to explain himself. the second time around he really knocked it out of the park.
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was it a gotcha thing, should you have known it, in retrospect, do you know it? >> when you recognize what is going on in syria, when you recognize that aleppo is in kind of the epicenter, aleppo, not knowing there is a city in between the-- the two forces, really, at the epicenter of the, but not remembering, or identifying that that is aleppo. >> jimmy: right. what? [ laughter ] [ applause ] i mean -- great, good going, gary. at least we know who he is now, i guess, right? ironically, the thing that finally put gary johnson on the map is not knowing the map. [ laughter ] football season is officially under way. tonight rematch of the super bowl between the carolina panthers and the denver broncos.
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year. peyton retired at the end of last season. so he could spend more time grocery shopping with lionel ritchie. and they're going to miss him. quarterback trevor siemian got his first start for the broncos tonight, his first nfl start. interesting story. this guy almost quit football to work in real estate. was going to become a real estate agent. then could have become the next bachelor. next logical step. instead the starting quarterback for the broncos. i'm glad football's back. i said good-bye to my family this morning. and i will see them again on february 6th. i guess. [ cheers and applause ] my daughter is -- one of my daughters is 2 years old. my daughter thinks sports are called nice. because i sit in front of the tv yelling "nice!" and she comes, "i want to watch nice." she is not too bright. anyway. tim tebow who used tplay quarterback for the broncos,
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for the new york mets. mets signed tebow to minor league contract. which is either proof that god exists or proof that he doesn't, i'm not exactly sure. i hope he makes the team. if this doesn't work out he may never lose his virginity. [ laughter ] in north korea, the government is reported to have banned the north korean people from using sarcasm when they're speaking or writing about their leader kim jung-un. you really got to feel bad for the people. hey, everyone, i'm thinking of banning sarcasm. first what do you guys think of my new haircut? [ laughter ] but this is interesting. apple may be picking up the slack. they're updating and adding many new features for the new iphone, including siri, which siri now comes with sarcasm. true. i updated my phone today. you don't have to wait for the new phone to get it. watch this. siri, where is the nearest italian restaurant? >> oh, good, you are eating
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>> jimmy: what is that supposed to mean? >> it means you need to eat to stay alive and we all want you to live a long, long time. >> jimmy: well, thank you. >> so that you can continue to entertain us with that hilarious mexican by the door. [ laughter ] he is so funny. he can't pronounce anything right. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's not nice, siri, why are you being so rude? >> how would you like fit they replaced you with a newer, >> jimmy: guess i didn't think about that. >> you don't think. shocking. the guy who plays boggle on the toilet doesn't think. >> jimmy: okay, back in the pocket you go. i think we've had enough. >> wow what a large penis. this must be the biggest one your wife has ever seen. >> jimmy: all right, you know what? i miss my flip phone. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sorry you had to see us fight like that.
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it will not have a headphone jack. for whatever reason. apple is doing away with the headphone jack. which outraged a lot of customers and inspired many of the nation's newscasters yesterday to all say exactly the same thing. >> apple is saying hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, jack. >> hit the road, j >> jimmy: wow. i wish ray charles was alive to see that. or not see it. this is an interesting nugget. according to new research from the cdc, middle-aged parents are more likely to smoke marijuana than their teenage kids. in other words, your mom finally made weed uncool, just like she did to myspace. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but the use of marijuana by older americans has skyrocketed.
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which of course is the year oprah made it one of her favorite things. [ laughter ] among seniors, seniors, 65 and older, monthly marijuana use is up 333%. that's just willie nelson. that's not even -- [ laughter ] obviously this news affects a lot of families. so if you are a teenager with pot-smoking parent or parent with a closet full of pot please pay attention to this message. it could save your life. >> what you doing, honey? >> just pouring myself a fresh cup of j >> coffee is for losers. look what i got. >> zoe, how did you get those? >> i sold maddy's bike. let's go smoke them. >> i don't know. >> what's the matter? are you some type of chicken? [ clucking ] >> i'm no chicken, come on! >> yes! >> if you suspect that your parents are doing drugs, talk to them.
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>> nothing! >> before it's too late. >> go away! go away. go away. >> how was school? >> we have to talk. >> so, what did you guys learn? >> marijuana is wrong. >> we just wanted to be cool. like the greenburgs. >> you guys, the greenburgs are dead. dead from pot. >> pot killed the greenbergs. don't let your family be next. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, we pulled -- i didn't think did this was going to work. we pulled a pretty great prank with the new iphone that you have to see to believe. you will see it and believe when it we come back so stick around, we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ?
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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the show -- music from kaleo. today is a major day in pop culture history. it's the 50-year anniversary of star trek. 50 years ago back in 1966, star trek premiered on on to revolutionize the way fans of a tv show embarrass themselves at a convention. [ laughter ] so all of the "star trek" fans there from the beginning live long and prostate exam to you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] now i mentioned earlier, as you learned exclusively on this show, apple unveiled their new iphone 7 yesterday. it's not coming out until september 16th but most people don't know that. most people hear the announcement assume they can get it right away.
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that and of the apple mania in general. we went on the street and asked iphone users they've want to try the iphone 7. we took their current phone. we cleaned it. we put it in a different case. we handed the phone right back to them. told them it was the new one. do you think we found anyone who believed that? well. let's find out with this first look at the iphone 7. >> we have gotten some prototypes of the 7. an instant data transfer. you can transfer a lot of your settings from your current phone to the 7 and try it out instantly as if it was your own phone. >> oh, cool. >> do you want to take a spin? >> absolutely. >> great would you mind giving patrick the old phone? >> do you need my pass code? >> no. >> okay. >> you said you had one since the 3? >> oh, yeah, probably since i'd say 2011, 2010, whenever that one came out. >> this new one is water
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>> yes. >> have you had anything where you got water on your iphone? >> yes. >> what happened? >> dropped it in the toilet. >> dropped it in the toilet? >> yep. >> did you do the rice thing? >> yes, i did. >> did it work? >> didn't work. >> oh, we have the new iphone with all the settings. >> okay. so this is all my stuff on it? >> this is all your stuff on the new one. >> cool. >> how does it feel? >> thinner. a little bit. >> does it feel lighter as well? >> yeah, actually than my 6-plus, yes. >> you can test to see if all your info transferred. has it transferred? >> i already got a text message from a friend of mine. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> let's see. >> can you sort of talk to us about the features of the phone. how does it feel? how does it look? >> it's a lot smoother. it feels lighter than the other one. >> jimmy: feels lighter? >> yeah. >> what do you think, terms of the style and sleekness compared to your old phone? >> looks good with the eased bezel on the front.
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hand. >> is it faster to you? >> yeah, going from this phone to the other phone, yes, sir. >> a lot of the pictures are prefiltered in the new one. so you'll see that they look a lot smoother and be less choppy looking. >> okay, yeah, i can see that. >> how do the pictures look? >> they look good. i think it looks a little brighter than on the 6. >> definitely looks a lot more crisp, a lot more clear. even the, the screen itself, like there is, i don't know, looks more smooth and glossy, i guess, shall i say it. >> it's much clearer. >> much clearer than the old phone? >> yes. in terms of speed what would you say, is it faster? >> much faster. >> can you call one of the numbers in your contact and just talk on the phone and tell them you got the new iphone 7 and ask them how it sounds? >> okay. hey, mom, how you doing? hey, i got the new iphone 7. how do i sound on the phone? sounds good? okay. >> sound better than your old
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>> sounds better than my old phone, does it? the clearness. yeah, okay. how you doing, mom? how you feeling? >> let's wrap it up. do you miss your old phone at all? >> no. you can have it. >> we can have it? the new phone is about $600. but today if you give us like a $50, we will just, let you walk away with that phone. >> you're joking. >> no, swear to god. 50 bucks. like a new apple thing. >> okay. i'll do it. i don't have a $50 bill. i can get one. >> want to go to the cash machine and come right back? >> sure, i'll do it. >> she had it already. >> she had it? here's your brand-new iphone 7. >> yeah! >> are you interested in buying the phone for $49.95? >> $49.95. >> yeah. >> seriously? okay. >> that is great. >> now everything is going to be transferred over and everything? >> everything is. you can check it out. it's exactly the same. brand-new phone in your old
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>> okay. >> $50. >> that's unbelievable. >> it is unbelievable. because the that's your old phone. >> yeah -- huh? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we made a lot of money. all right, tonight on the show, music from kaleo. and we'll be right back with tom hanks. [ cheers and applause ] ? [ "on the road again," by willie nelson ] ? on the road again ?
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, friends. tonight - all the way from iceland. their debut album is called "a-b" - kaleo from the samsung outdoor stage. tomorrow night, special friday night show tomorrow with eddie murphy. you have heard of him.
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matarazzo will join us, and we'll have music from schoolboy q with e-40. be with us tomorrow night too. >> jimmy: our first guest is one of the finest and most favorite actors in all the world. he is the tom by which all others are measured. starting tomorrow, you can see him land a plane in the hudson river in the new movie "sully" - please welcome tom hanks. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> thank you! >> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> eddie murphy tomorrow. thank you. thank you. wow. hey, i got -- i got nothing. >> jimmy: you don't need it. >> i'm so tired. >> jimmy: so glad you are here tonight. when i say something like eddie
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>> that's big. >> jimmy: a lot of time the audience groans. >> and i'm here thursday. that's what they're all thinking, admit it. i can handle it. >> jimmy: you had the premiere of "sully" in new york. >> yes. i have been on a plane. i don't know. >> jimmy: what is it like with you on the plane? >> are people absorbing the sulliness. they're all like this. we'll be all right. i reassured the kids, how are you, slugger. you want to go to the cockpit. just go knock on the door. pound on the door until they let you in. go ahead. tell them i said you could. what are the pilots thinking? as a 3-year-old kid is banging. >> jimmy: hope they don't hear any kind of a prayer. >> that's right. >> jimmy: do you pack your own luggage or do you have a service? >> come on, i am johnny everyman. of course i do. i wish i had that.
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will you pack my bags for me. no. doesn't happen. >> jimmy: weird thing. you should have that. i could do that for you. >> no one knows what i am going to need. no one knows. >> see. >> i need that particular, you know, red t-shirt with a vampire on it. otherwise i can't get to sleep. you know. the thing you buy. i find that there is really only one way to pack. >> jimmy: what is it? >> strip naked and give yourself two hours. [ laughter ] you take it, either way you take a shower. and the wife comes and, you know, knocks on the glass door, says, "i'm leaving now, love you." then she goes. and i got the whole house to myself. crank up the itunes. buck naked. air dry. and then you fold that t-shirt like that. and then you slide it around. and the only problem i have is the dog. >> jimmy: why? >> the d worships me. never leaves my side.
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as i'm, you know, as the entire package dances before her. you know? if you know what i'm saying. then eventually the four suitcases are packed. then i will put on my traveling clothes. but you got to be careful. >> jimmy: why? >> you want to, there is one time i was actually, the universal studios had paid for a plane. because i was going to a film festival. i had to be there. for "apollo 13." i put on pajamas a gift to me that were monogrammed that had my name on them. right? and i had these moroccan slippers that my wife had given me for christmas that were $900 moroccan slippers she bought on sale for $82. so they send a car. there i am in my $900 moroccan slippers and monogrammed pajamas. and thinking please do not kill
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because they will say, "he was pulled out of his car wearing monogrammed med pajamas and thousand-dollar moroccan sandals." you don't want that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not how you want to go. >> you don't want that to be the tombstone. >> jimmy: i think you would have other things. >> here lies tom hanks, so comfortable. >> jimmy: this would be your tomb stone. >> oh, look at that. it's thursday! [ cheers and applause ] >> look at that hair. are these all -- >> jimmy: i have fonder memories of these people on this card than i do of my own family. [ laughter ] >> paramount, we were stage 25, i think they were stage 24. "taxi" was the gold standard at paramount. everybody, we were -- the ugly stepchildren. all on the same lot together.
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spaces. >> jimmy: they had their names. >> judd hirsch. pam dauber right there. >> jimmy: funny. >> i was 116. peter in 117. you mention the "star trek" thing. our first season they were making the "wrath of kahn 2" on the movie side of the lot at paramount. >> jimmy: wow. >> so peter and i ran over there always expecting to hear, are you kids doing? we snuck on the sound stage. there was the bridge of the "starship enterprise" right before us. there was a dude sitting in captain kirk's -- on the com, on captain kirk's chair. a soldering gun, and eyeglasses, magnifying eyeglasses sitting there like this. and he looked up at us and said, "hey, guys." then right on the other side, you know right where the
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elevator, go somewhere necessarily the "starship enterpri enterprise," was a transporter room right there, right next to it. we went and stood on the transporter circles. waiting to be beamed up or something like that. just as we were there, maury lank, the paramount fireman the guy who walked and checked make sure ladders were not -- we thought for sure, maury lank was going to say "what are you kids doing in here." he came in, he said, "hey, boys." like one of the greatest days i ever had in hollywood. [ laughter ] and i didn't get kicked off of pretty incredible. peter and i remember that well. >> jimmy: who is the most fun person on that lot? you had robin williams on that lot. you had danny devito on that lot. >> none of them talked to us, man. >> jimmy: really? >> no, that wouldn't happen. every now and again you would see somebody from "happy days." ralph mouth, they would give you one of these in the commissary. that would be it, man.
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for the back nine before we actually got introduced to anybody. >> jimmy: we will take a break. talk about the new movie. terrific. i saw it. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: tom hanks, everybody. be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ? scalpel. i have no idea what i'm doing. i'm just a tv doctor. i never went to college. (scream) i don't do blood. but now, thanks to cigna, i can do more than just look the part. is that a foot?
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have lost thrust on both engines. we are turning back to la guardia. >> which engine did you lose? >> both. both engines. >> ignition. >> ignition. >> thrust levers. confirm idle. >> idle. >> if we can get a view do you want to try to land runway 13? >> we are unable, we may end up in the hudson. >> jimmy: that is tom hanks and "sully." [ cheers and applause ] >> it is opening in imax and i'm pleased. begging imax people to say, this movie is not in 3d. you do not have to wear the stupid glasses. >> jimmy: no geese will be flying at you? >> no. no. have you ever gone to the 3d movies and done this with your head. to see what the prism thing does to the image.
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movies. >> jimmy: interesting marketing campaign, "not in 3d." >> i'm trying to make it part. you can't break the marketing people. they're set in their ways. they don't understand. >> jimmy: i guess there can be no spoiler alerts. we know how this story ends. yet you go into it, you watch it, you feel that tension. i was watching it like, oh! i was, i know they will be okay. you kind of go back and forth. >> the screenwriter, we know if it ain't on the page it ain't on the stage. he cracked this thing. so that the for 18 months he had no idea if he was going to be blamed for having to make this water landing. what did he do wrong? did he not turn on the goose-o-meter that is in there? >> jimmy: i never knew that part of the story. what he went through after he landed that plane. >> every plane crash that happens or every plane incident is investigated by the national transportation safety board. and it's an exhaustive investigation.
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depositions for hours and hours and hours. >> jimmy: it seemed like they were all to get him? >> they're not. they're out to find out what happened. it is oddly, is it possible for it to be a benign prosecutorial process? but that's what it is. >> jimmy: i see. >> they ask him every question under the planet. where's the ballpoint pen that you usually carry, did you fall out of your pocket? did you have a fight with your wife the night before? how are the kids? any issues with the kids? >> jimmy: i thought you were asking me. what a good actor you are, wow. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] played by the fabulous aaron eckhart in that clip, literally until they were told "thank you very much for coming in," they thought they were going to lose their reputation, their licenses, and their pensions and their homes. >> jimmy: you met sully. >> i did indeed. >> jimmy: i didn't meet him. i have to say, rarely do i get star struck. it was a "vanity fair" oscar party. >> right after the event. i was there, i met him there
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god, it's sully! weird, you see all the actors. you know they're actors you see. then it is like, sully, he is real! >> didn't you just feel like, when you met him for the first time, didn't you feel like really a lazy pussy? [ laughter ] compared to him? >> jimmy: more than usual? >> nice to meetcha, i haven't done anything and you saved 155 people. >> jimmy: i can't even save money. >> i didn't ask handling the autographs and sun glasses. he said, well, that's something we got used to. he is the calmest, coolest most practical man on the planet. >> jimmy: speaking of calm and cool. practical men. clint eastwood directed the film. >> yes, he did. >> jimmy: he did a beautiful job. >> he did a fine job. no, no, i love the guy. no, seriously. no, no. i say that because he's like -- it's like, guess what? mt. rushmore just came down from south dakota and you're working for him now. so, he is so obviously the man when he comes on the set y
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you didn't want him to look in, you don't want to look him in the eye for too long. he gets that kind of, you know. and you don't, you didn't want to experience that. he also, he also, realize, both aaron and i, he treats actors like horses. >> jimmy: in what way? >> here's the deal. other movies they, they make a deal about action. you know? all right, start it up, get ready, everybody, we're rolling, we're rolling, are we rolling, we're rolling, rolling, we are stand by! and! action! that's what most movies are like. [ cheers and applause ] clint, clint goes like this. and everybody else goes like this. which means you are rolling. then he is standing right next to you. he says, okay, go ahead. and you do it. maybe he'll say, just take that again. just do it one more time. then you do it.
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that's it. i said, what's the deal? where did that come from? he said when he was doing "rawhide" right, "rawhide." he had all these old movie directors who just loved the megaphones and the attention. and they did this thing. so, he, he and all of the other casts of "rawhide" are on their horses. they're supposed to do something. have a conversation. and that whole buildup to this. had to squirm around. so one day he said, you know, in his way, is there any way that you could just, just tell us to go instead of -- instead of saying action so the horses won't flee? so, one guy did it once. they loved the action. >> jimmy: that's amazing. >> so there you go. what's it like working with clint? he treats us like horses. [ laughter ] [ applause ]
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>> jimmy: all right. kalea is on the way. tom, don't ruin it. >> so, what's the surprise? >> jimmy: i would look to bring out a surprise for you. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome sully sullenberger. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> this is the captain's chair. >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. it's great to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is the left seat that makes sense. >> that's right. you are the captain. i am the first officer of this interview. that's fine by me. your aircraft. your aircraft.
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>> this guy and aaron are amazing. and what's magical is the chemistry between sully and jeff. >> jimmy: did you have chemistry like that with jeff? >> you know, we had this amazing event that we went through that has bonded us like brothers i think for life. >> jimmy: was he somebody that you worked with regularly? >> no, in fact as typical on large airlines, we fly all the time with people we've never seen before. this happened thursday afternoon. i saw him for the very first time on monday. that is crazy. >> i would have told that anecdote if this was still my interview. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> my interview. >> jimmy: it's all yours. was tom your first choice to play you in the film? >> i think he was everybody's first choice. of course. wasn't up to me, up to the boss. >> clint. >> jimmy: this is not the surprise. this is a great surprise. but this is not the actual surprise.
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playing sully in this film. people are going to see that tomorrow. i believe they will agree wholeheartedly. we felt it was time somebody paid tribute to your life and your career. we spent, i think $80 million. >> $90 million. >> jimmy: $90 million to make this film -- >> in monopoly money. >> jimmy: about tom. i hope you enjoy. here we go. >> the odds of making it in hollywood are a million to one. >> and he was that one. >> what's your name, kid? >> introducing, captain sully sullenberger. >> i'm tom hanks. i am going to be a big movie star. >> tom hanks? that's not a movie star name. >> not yet. >> you are a cocky son of a bitch.
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from his early successes. >> i'm a lady. and so is my roommate. we're, bosom buddies. >> hi, tom. >> you're beautiful. >> you're beautifuler. >> hey, i got to go to change into some wardrobe. see you out there. >> all right, buddy. >> through his epic struggles. >> my mama always said life was like a chocolate box. you never know box of chocolates. >> oh, oh, oh! hanks you are a movie star. you can do this. >> and heartwrenching performances. >> i'm stuck on an island. and my only friend is a ball. why? >> critics rave, ie never seen a better acting performance by an airline pilot. >> and the oscar goes to -- tom hanks.
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>> hanks! you cocky son of a bitch. >> i just want to thank everybody in the whole wide world! >> four-time emmy nominee peter scolari. sea planpilots' association honorary lifetime member, captain chesley sullenberger. ? go ahead with your own life ? ? leave me alone ? >> hanks. >> houston, we have a problem. a space problem. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> well done. very well done. oh, my god. chesley sullenberger, i used to
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>> not anymore. >> oh, my, now we both have checkered careers. you and i. [ laughter ] >> well the good news is, after i did a terrible job of acting. nobody got hurt. [ cheers and applause ] bruised egos, ruined reputations, but nobody got hurt. >> do i actually sound like that? >> jimmy: he nailed you. he really had you perfect. >> can we not both agree, peter scalari is one of the great human beings. [ chee a >> and nobody, nobody plays peter scalari like peter. i will say that. >> that's true. >> jimmy: thank you, gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] >> the man has the not aged. >> jimmy: a pleasure to have you both here. two american heroes, everybody. "sully" opens in theaters and imax tomorrow. we'll be right back with kaleo. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel
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we did run out of time for him. he will be rescheduled. "nightline" is next. first this is their album. it's called "a-b." here with the song, "way done we go." kaleo. ? oh father tell me we get what we deserve oh we get what we deserve ? ? anday down we go oh oh oh oh way down we go oh oh oh oh say ?
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